Thursday 4 January 2018

On Orthodoxy

If some Jews are Orthodox then this must logically and necessarily mean that the rest are unorthodox. Since orthodoxy means observance, it means the majority of Jews are unobservant, but the Torah says they are not supposed to even exist because the penalty for breaking the Sabbath is death. I propose to make the Sabbath like the taking of a school register. If you ain't there three weeks consecutively, you are officially dead to Judaism. What do Orthodox rabbis think about this proposal?

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