Thursday 27 February 2020

The possibility of a 14th rabbi being added to the list of 13 non-kosher rabbis



2:00  Perhaps the Messiah is not arriving just yet. Could the Chinese secretly be in the course of developing a secret biological weapon and panicked when it escaped? Rabbi Mizrachi retreats somewhat from his previous apocalyptic predictions. Hashem is being kind and taking away people who are about to go anyway ie the elderly and sickly, as a gentler waning in the hope that we will mend our ways after this hint.

7:00  Is God punishing the Chinese for their atheism? The Chinese are terrible worshipers of Mammon, much worse than Jews, apparently. SHOCK HORROR

8:00  There is a synagogue in Hongkong.

9:00  There was a bit of an altercation with a money-grubbing taxi-driver over the fare after he had been paid for driving them all the way from Hongkong to Shenzen which is like paying a taxi to take you from New York to the Hamptons. The taxi-driver refused to take them a short distance of a few blocks amounting to a 4 minutes' walk without being paid extra. Tsk tsk.

21:00  Jews should only sell their chametz to righteous gentiles. This is why Jews have to promote morality in gentiles through the Noahide laws. Imagine a situation where there are no righteous gentiles for Jews to sell their chametz to! Life would be simply intolerable.

28:00  Air-kissing the mezuzah. tefillin and Torah

46:00  A rumour that Trump might fund yeshivas

49:00  Silly horses

51:00 Shortcuts and superstition

1:37:00  Rich Jew, Poor Jew and the law of property

1:41:00  How to make a quarreling secular couple want to be together

1:43:00  How to avoid speeding tickets and jump queues

1:45:00  When porn gets hold of the adolescent Jew

1:49:00  Gentile women of South Carolina

2:03:00  The Talmud is Jewish philosophy.

2:13:00  A rabbi who says there is no hell who could be added to the list of 13 Wrong Rabbis




2:24:00  Oderint dum metuant or the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom 
https://biblehub.com/proverbs/9-10.htm

3 comments:

  1. That list... nuts I love most of those Rabbis

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  2. add 2 more names..

    Rabbi mizrachi yosef and
    rabbi
    Rabbi Yaron Reuven


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