Thursday, 12 February 2026

Can you guess what I am saying to ‪@HelpfulAhmadi‬ in this one-sided conversation?


0:45  My leisure and intellectual pursuits ie political activism makes me happy.

1:30  Even if Secular Koranism is not adopted in my lifetime, my conviction is that it is only a matter of time before the West corrects itself, hopefully before the outbreak of WW3. 

2:00  I do not get demoralised because I enjoy my political activism and learning new things as I do so, particularly as I am already convinced that the adoption of Secular Koranism is only a matter of when, not if, even if it is beyond my own lifetime. 

3:00  Islamophobes would hate my message that sharia ie Koranic principles of governance would solve the problems. When they express hatred, it means that they have received and understood my message. 

5:00  Purpose is more informative than meaning. 

6:00  Being on the winning team

7:00  Religious people are capable of more.

Doing what we can

8:00  Muslims winning is humanity winning.

9:00  We keep wanting more success.

11:00  Islam is logical and practical. 

13:00  Islam and Secular Koranism

14:00  Secular Koranism is a means of easing people into Islam.

16:00   An eye for an eye

Turning the other cheek

17:00  Waging war as Christians means they are devoid of guidance since the New Testament says nothing about principles of warfare for gentiles while the Koran gives guidance. 

18:00   Paul never met Jesus.

19:00   The Ahmadiyya understanding of Paul

The brother of Jesus James was the enemy of Paul.

21:00  Sermon on the Mount

The Beatitudes

25:00  Being marrying and parenting Muslims is the least Muslims can do.

26:00  Married men have a higher income.

27:00  Working towards righteousness

28:00  Islam is simple and clear without a parasitic priesthood.

29:00  Celibacy is a perversion. 

34:00  Hell

36:00  Limited sins

38:00  The afterlife

39:00  The serenity of a righteous spirituality

40:00  Political activism is a vocation. 

Recreational and political interests

43:00  Intergenerational cooperation better amongst Muslims than non-Muslims

44:00  Muslim inheritance rules

Zoomers

45:00  Millennials

46:00  Respecting our elders

47:00  A tradition of filial piety

48:00  Ads for old people

49:00  Websites that track your browsing habits

50:00  Molly-coddled only children

52:00  Only children can be bores. 

Islamic inheritance rules

53:00  Disowning your children

54:00  Maintaining a labour force

56:00  The purpose of religion

The beginning of wisdom is fear of the Lord.

57:00  Shame

58:00  Leftover women, left on the shelf, spinsters

1:00:00  Changes above and below

People deserve the government they get. 

1:01:00  Epstein files

1:02:00  Pornography

Sex and drugs and rock and roll

1:04:00  Sermon on the Mount

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