Tuesday, 3 February 2026

I try to explain the Mystery of the Trinity in a Jewish Joke, declare the winner of the Wars of the Reformation and make America Koranic Again ("MAKA")

 

11:35 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​You control the horse through exerting pressure through your limbs and leaning forward, back, left or right as the situation requires.

11:37 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​Clarity and brevity is all that is required.

11:39 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
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​I was active in the chat on Jacob's channel. The chat is more informative than the panelists, @scott9309

11:40 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​The mature remember their childhoods better than they remember yesterday's events.

11:41 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​Luxury beliefs: Christianity and Liberalism. Basic and economy beliefs: MAGA

11:42 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​I have proposed an amnesty for anyone accused of anything in the Epstein files since none of it can be conclusively proven to the criminal standard of proof.

11:43 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​I had to laugh when I read that the CIA-sponsored Dalai Lama is mentioned lots in the Epstein emails!

11:44 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​How many of us could have refused an invitation to Epstein Island in its heyday?

11:48 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Karen was a panelist at Southeastuary and had a convo with Paul there

11:48 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Karen is an intellectual powerhouse

11:48 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Hey!

11:49 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
​#1
​Watch it

11:49 AM

11:51 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
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​Karen Wong can never answer any of my questions on the Trinity but knowledgeable Christians know not to engage on that.

11:54 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Shoot, Claire, I don’t think I’ve ever had a minister who could answer my questions about the trinity…. I just accept it as a mystery. 🤷🏼‍♀

11:54 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
​#2
​Scott Adams did not declare a denomination.

11:55 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 I have solved the Mystery of the Trinity. It's on my Substack told as a Jewish joke if you are interested.

11:56 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
​#2
​Surely Scott Adams did not convert into being one of those non-denominational Christians?!

11:57 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​It is very important that a denomination be declared so that one can measure the relative success of the different denominations of Christianity.

11:58 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​Who would you say won the Wars of the Reformation? Christians don't know and don't care. Drives me crazy!

11:58 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​By what metrics would you measure success, Claire?

11:59 AM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​I wonder what Jesus thinks about the denominations.

11:59 AM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 By the vastness of their empire, of course. Protestants won hands down. Three global empires: Spanish, British, American. Protestants won two out of three.

12:00 PM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Ah, I see.

12:00 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 Are you familiar with the expression WASP supremacy?

12:00 PM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Yes, of course

12:01 PM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​I was thinking about the salvation of souls, lol

12:01 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 Jesus didn't really get to say much about anything really. Sermon on the Mount is inadequate for a theocracy.

12:03 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 If you want to believe in the Abrahamic God, you would have to believe in hell and heaven where good will be rewarded and evil punished, wouldn't you?

12:03 PM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​True. Guess that is why Paul had to do all that talking and writing of letter after Jesus’ death and resurrection

12:03 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 In order to get to heaven, you would have to die guilty not of any mortal sins.

12:05 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 Have you heard of the Jefferson Bible? Thomas Jefferson excised all the Pauline Epistles and miracles. I think the Founding Fathers being heretical Christians were proto-Muslim.

12:05 PM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Claire, ever read That All Shall Be Saved by Thomas Bentley Hart?

12:05 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 TBR or indeed anyone else can have all kinds of theories, but he ain't Pope or Archbishop of Canterbury.

12:06 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 Is TBR a Christian Universalist like Luke Thompson?

12:06 PM
@stefaniecristos8514
#1
​Yes

12:07 PM
@J-b7x6f
​#3
​canadian house prices have gone up by 60% in a decade. mad

12:08 PM
@OfficialSecularKoranism
#2
​@stefaniecristos8514 You may know that the British monarch is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England, which means he can execute any Archbishop of Canterbury who displeases him
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I did not get a chance to explain why the Hasmonean Dynasty crashed and burned because the king and priest were the same person, rather like the way the British monarch is really the Supreme Governor of the Church of England but cannot exercise any of his powers which he is supposed to have in theory without being forced off the throne. 

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I try to explain the Mystery of the Trinity in a Jewish Joke, declare the winner of the Wars of the Reformation and make America Koranic Again ("MAKA")

  11:35 AM @OfficialSecularKoranism #2 ​You control the horse through exerting pressure through your limbs and leaning forward, back, left o...