Wednesday, 18 April 2018

God's time and money

A Jew was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, “How long is 10 million years to you?” God replied, “1 second.” The next day the Jew asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?” And God replied, “A penny.” Then finally the next day the Jew asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?” And God replied, “In a second.”

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